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lizard-time:

Banded Gila Monster by cameronrognan on Flickr.

maximumbuttitude:

Skype Birthdays: a yearly reminder that you forgot who 90% of your skype contacts are

herplove:

The Mexican Mole Lizard (Bipes biporus)

(Five-Toed Worm Lizard, Ajolote or Baja Worm Lizard)

Species of aamphisbaenian. One of four amphisbaenians that have legs, and the only non-extinct species of animal to have only two limbs.

jacquerel:

sbnkalny:

Cookies jacquerel forty kilos of. I self blame, so self blame, am to i want cookies jacquerel forty kilos jacquerel forty kilos of the north stay again

does anyone know where I can bulk order forty kilograms of cookies for an AI

sbnkalny:

Honk cold ass honk rerub)

[21: 18] <Mraof> Troasta your memes ask kept crashing sbnkalny
[21: 18] <@Dangerman> sbnkalny hates memes, obviously
[21: 18] <sbnkalny> (the joke was that we were invented by noted scientist of memes, dick dorkins

theslinkylizard:

The other day clockwork-canine said something about liking the color of Odin’s eyes. So while taking macro pictures of Odin I took some close up pictures of Odin’s eyes. I hope you like them clockwork-canine! ^_^

Well I’ve figured out that I am probably not aromantic

Scaredy Lizard

theslinkylizard:

So I wasn’t really going to say anything about this but I told my father about this incident with Odin today and he couldn’t breath he was laughing so hard. So maybe some of my follows will get a laugh out of it.

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neckbeardeddragon:

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface


Too bad it’s PS/2 good luck plugging that in to a computer made past 2005

My keyboard is PS/2, and my computer has one PS/2 port (Which means I can&#8217;t plug in the part for the built in mousepad thing)

neckbeardeddragon:

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

Too bad it’s PS/2 good luck plugging that in to a computer made past 2005

My keyboard is PS/2, and my computer has one PS/2 port (Which means I can’t plug in the part for the built in mousepad thing)

lizard-time:

Baja California Collared Lizard (Crotaphytus vestigium) by Sam_Murray on Flickr.
rate-my-reptile:

ermescostello:

in a dream….

It comes to me in a drums.. a drams… its is… a seeing, what to I see? Ah -&#160;!a! A maseterful sandwich, is in MY future, the vission!… I kno the recipe, I can do it, the Perfect ‘S’whych…… but how to I hold the spatala and the bread kniff!!!!! DRAST! 9.7/10 dream up a big ARM NEXT Time

rate-my-reptile:

ermescostello:

in a dream….

It comes to me in a drums.. a drams… its is… a seeing, what to I see?
 Ah - !a! A maseterful sandwich, is in MY future, the vission!… I kno the recipe, I can do it, the Perfect ‘S’whych…… but how to I hold the spatala and the bread kniff!!!!! DRAST! 9.7/10 dream up a big ARM NEXT Time

dpk-exotics:

I love this  grumpasaurus of mine.

dpk-exotics:

I love this  grumpasaurus of mine.

I love to download download download